So I received the following email from Audible.com the other day. Yes, I know this looks like something The Onion cooked up, but it was a real piece of spam.
Stay on the edge of your seat
during this audio tale
of a stationary exercise bicycle
that assumes unnatural powers
and takes its owner on terrifying trips.
Come on, now. How will I escape the scary stationary bike? Oh, I remember. By walking slowly to the other side of the room. Because it's STATIONARY.
Stephen, I'm disappointed. I can't bring myself to even consider buying this.
What's next, the iPod from hell (black, of course) that tells you how you're going to die? You could call it MP3.
But seriously Stephen, if you're reading this and you like that idea please contact me! I'm a big fan.